Massive boobs!

Yoh! i went to see my friend's week old baby today and while she was bathing and dressing I got to bond with the rascal. Babies are the berrst!

But point of this entry was that DAING HER BOOBS WERE MASSIVE...LIKE MASSSSSSSSIVE!!!! yeslikeit!!!!!!!!!!!

is it pathetic? lol

One of my dreams in life is to be a back-up singer for Jill Scott. I LOOOOOOOVE her, absolutely POSITIVELY IN LOVE WITH HER. Her voice, her music, her soul! I think she's an awesome person and an even better artist.Everytime I listen to her and sing along, I think oh it would just be the coolest to sing back-up live with her on stage!! I have a friend that also shares the same dream....its not pathetic is it ?

Age

I never reeeaaaly think about it, my age that is. In my head I think I'm still 21..i see everything and experience everything like I'm that age. The only time I really get reminded how old I am is at gym...there's those machines that ask you your age and weight so they can calculate the calories you're losing. Everytime I type my age in_2_6, I am in disbelief....I dont feel like a 26 year old at all but I am. I always look over my shoulder incase someone is watching when I type it in. I think I'm ashamed to be 26.....hmm...am I...I dont know.....

I mean when I was younger (21) thats (26)round about the age I saw as oooooollllllllllld.....so the fact that I'm there is like woww....am I old? ...I dont feel it though...I cant be...Can it, am I?.....Nooooooo....but I'm  still phly!!......it cant be true. Its like I have to fight my own preconceived ideas about what old is.

Interesting times indeed.

Period Boobs

Period boobs are the best! They're fuller...they're just nicer, I think I'd like to have my period boobs be my everyday boobs :-)

Thats about the only good thing about periods, other than the fact that THEY INDEED ARRIVED. I'm ready for them to be over now. Sick of this bloatedness and constant aggressive appetite. One more day and then ......SEX!!Woohoo!!

Red Robot_ THANK GOD!

I've never been so glad to get my period, gaad damn! phew! its coming at a time when everyone around me is getting pregnant (by mistake) and I've been laughing at them the whole time. Then I had relations with someone and you know, the kind that feels just a little toooo good and leaves you wondering if the condom is still on?..you check and it still is but everything is just sooo slippery, you're not sure who's is who's in the zoo....well i had one o those and all of a sudden my period seemed to be taking forever to come visit!

Thankfully, by the grace of the good-sex- god, I have been spared! I have received my menses (lol) .No spawn growing in my loins for now, THANK YOU!

Money makes me happy

Despite being single, I think I'm actually happy. I realised this at the weekend. I was going about my business, buying a baby gift (for a friend's baby shower next weekend) and watching comedy at my place etc... Even though I was dealing with sh!t from a boy who was being funny (not texting me back when i spoke to him)...because I knew he wasn't any kinda potential for anything it didnt faze me and I had a continuous feeling of calm the whole time.

Maybe it was the fact that I got a 4grand bonus from work because our company met budget. perhaps thats it. I'd already paid my friend the money I owed her, ordered perfume and did proper groceries etc. I like the feeling of my fridge being full, and being able to go top up on whatever I need without having to wait for the next pay day. Thats what I do though, damn recession! I've decided that if 4 grand on top of my salary gives me this feeling of comfort then thats what my salary needs to go up by to maintain my current lifestyle. Clearly wont accept anything less then with my next job.

So with the last paragraph in mind, i'd say, money has made me happy. And they say it doesn't- what wankers. Sh!t, it makes me happy. I said it. Money makes me happy.